Sunday, February 14, 2010

Spring Brother, our brother


If you post this question on the internet: Who is the person of 2007—2009 of China? I believe eighty percent of the votes must go for Spring Brother. If you still think most Chinese people are Buddhists, then you are probably a foreigner who only read traditional Chinese history, or you are probably an aged person who neither uses internet nor watches TV. Spring Brother is the new representation of the spiritual ballast of Chinese youth because he is the real man. Whoever you are, if you sincerely believe Spring Brother, you will have any of your wish come true. You will revive after you die instantaneously with full health if you believe Spring Brother; you will get perfect score on your exams and you will never need to review if you worshiped Spring Brother’s home page before you taking the exams; you will rejuvenate and have eternal life if Spring Brother is your brother. Believe in Spring Brother and you resurrect at the same location immediately after your death. Simply, for everything you can image, just believe Spring Brother and he will bless and protect you. For now you are probably curious about who really is Spring Brother. Here he is:


Spring Brother comes on the stage @.@ Dang dang dang dang dang!!!!!! (music on)


Adherents worship on line please!!!!


Spring brother:” Don’t fall in love with me, I am just a legendary.”


Spring Brother is the nick name for a controversial pop music stars whose real name is Yu-Chun Li. He, actually she got her fame after she won the championship of the Super Girl contest at 2005. Everyone knows his real name but for some fantastic reasons, people prefer to call him Spring Brother instead of Yu-Chun Li. Literally, spring comes directly from the meaning of one of the Chinese words in his name. But the extension of the character “Spring “has a lot of connotations. Spring, as a noun in Chinese, could also describe a feeling only when people want to reproduce (…) Ok, it is becoming very inappropriate so I will not talk about spring any longer. He is called brother because of his very bisexual physical looking. There are a lot of better images on the internet so if you are interested in how “brother like” he is, you can google it. (I already did and there are a llllllot of it.) As a female, Spring brother has all the typical characteristics of male. His muscles are huge and his voice is deep. He looked so awkward when dressing like a female, especially when he is trying to be sexy. It is sort of wired when he is announced as one of the most significant figure in China (positive here). But on the internet, he becomes a phenomenon when people making jokes such as your pectoral muscle have a good shape like Spring Brother’s or you failed your exam because you did not worship Spring Brother yesterday. People also photeshop many pictures of him to be funny such as Spring Brother is the pure man. But some people still like her because she is very distingushing.


1 comment:

  1. Lol! I want to follow the Spring brother, too. He seems to be so cute, and what on earth the animal that he's riding on? So curious. :D

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